Goodbye Rodger!
Today I had my surgery consultation appointment to get lovely Rodger, the bump on my shoulder, removed. The great news is that after Labor Day Weekend, I will be Rodger-free! :)
The highlight of my appointment was when I had absolutely no shame in telling the doctor (who was great btw) that I named the bump “Rodger.” Even better was when the doctor started referring to the bump as “Rodger” and using “he” or “him” when talking about it.
For example:
Kris: “So how large is the incision going to be?”
Doctor: “Well, it will be the entire length of him, so a Rodger-sized incision.”
I suppose this is how doctors talk to 5 year olds, huh?
