Bus Loser.
You might all know that I never talk on the phone while on the bus. I rarely (if ever) even answer my phone while on the bus. I just get too self-conscious having a conversation in front of strangers.
That said, this morning I happened to be on the phone while at the bus stop. When the bus came, I continued my conversation but most definitely lowered my voice as, again, I get self-conscious when strangers can hear my conversation.
When downtown, a man who was getting off the bus handed me a slip of paper and said “This is for you. Too much, just too much.” I was so confused. I looked down at the paper, and this guy had created a ‘handout’ featuring a picture of a person talking on the phone on the bus that read “Too much, too loud.”
Srsly?! Who is this guy that has nothing better to do than create and hand out his stupid flyers to bus cell phone talkers. What a bus loser. I was pissed. I followed him off the bus and threw his stupid flyer down when he turned around to scowl at me for a second time. Priceless.
To the bus loser – get a life! Sometimes people are going to talk on the phone while on the bus. Get rid of your passive aggressive handouts, belly up and ask me to quiet down when I could have actually done something about it. Grrr!!!
